Gold and Diamond boy!

Haloo poopies!

I mean peeps!hehehe

The picture? try Google 'Gold and Diamond boy' and you'll see.
So I am back at my hostel. Back at my University and back
for more lecture & classes and lab....and drama -_-

Since I haven't done any of my Project & Assignment during the midsem break, I am pretty sure that I have to spend a few days cramming my head to finish 'em. But he** I care. Yang penting saya happy di rumah last week.haha and my mom managed to gain 5kg's under my supervision.wohoo (Y)

The older you are, the more you will be attracted to GOLD.
In my case, YES. I am kind of interested in gold. Am I old? -_-
Last year, my mom gave me gold necklace walaupun I've stated it
loud and clear that I don't like gold and I can't tolerate with accessories.

But since it is free, why not kan? Then I try to put it on for a week, a month and now a few months passes. It turns out that it is not that I can't tolerate with accessories, It's just that I'm allergic to silver(silver yang dijual merata & murah). My skin will show the sign of 'eroded'(macam besi pula kan kulit saya.haha), rashes and burnt! But when I started pakai this gold thingies, I didn't experience that skin problem anymore. and I realize that gold and my skin are a perfect match.lalalalalalalalala

and last week, I asked for another gold accessories. I was just joking actually...but my mom took it seriously and buy one for me.

My point here is, I am not trying to show off my gold2 thingy. But, I, and everyone that is fortunate enough to be able to buy and have anything we wanted(well, not anything la..tp better than the others) should be more grateful for what GOD has blessed us with. Look at your surrounding, how many people are as fortunate as you are. Do not complaint when your parent's couldn't afford to buy a brand new Iphone 5 or Iphone 5S for you. Because those yang masih pakai henfon Nokia 3310 sebab tidak mampu beli henfon yang lagi bagus dari itu pun tidak komplen2 macam kita :)

I am so grateful that I am blessed with what I have now. Me, I can eat and get whatever I want even though it is in the middle or end of the months or semester and most of the other student, di mana biasanya wang elaun atau PTPTN pelajar sudah habis, terpaksa berjimat cermat dan ikat perut. I am grateful. Thanks Allah :')

I know that many are more fortunate than me. But I am happy for what I have now :)

Dear fortunate people,
Be grateful.
Avoid vanity.
Be good to other.
Live happy.
Stop comparing & complaining.
Help & care the unfortunate.

GOD gave you what you have for a reason.
The more you give, the more you'll gain.
toodles!

p.s.post yang merapu -_-
#nyte!

Typical WOMAN? Think again.

My senior go for her usual shopping when suddenly she updated her facebook status,

I walk in to survey nice heels.. its really annoying to have a sales gal chasing me here n there asking what type of heels i'm looking for.. arrghhhhh! I told her, well gal i'm eyeing on larger surface area heels, with no large porosity like that (pointing at hollow design heels), certainly the strength of the heels material should be able to handle approximately 570 ~ 600 Pascal. I'm also concern on the friction between the contact of heels and the ground, well basically my major concern is the dry friction... Can you advice me the right one?

Typical WOMAN?hahaha
yes. I admit that, most of us(at least some of my friend) was doing the same during shopping.
We just want a nice, tough, long-lasting & comforting stuff. Sekian.

I still feel like laughing tho.
Mesti salesgirl tu pening-pening dengar ayat senior sy tu kan.hahaha

Google it girl~

#nyte!

 

I'm CRAZY...not STUPID.

A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health).

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he could not fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

A patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there was nothing much he could do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him and said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other three tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy....... not STUPID !"

Lawak Bodoh

Cerita-penghilang-stress untuk hari ini pulak~ jeng! jeng! jeng!

ngeh~ngeh~ngeh :3

Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan perhatian. 1 hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan "Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?". Takde sape jawab. Ada ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok bontot Aminah dengan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!" Ustazah pun puji Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. "Sape pencipta alam dan segalanya?" Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA ALLAH!!" Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol. Aminah sambung tido balik. Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. "Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?" Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata "Ko cocok bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!" Ustazah tu terus pengsan.

ROAR;3~

Bodo kan cita di atasxD

Gambo tu ekceli xdak kaitan pon dgn cita ni.

saja publish. Mau bagi manusia-blog semua tgk. comey & kreatif x?

Bukan saya yg buat Gambo tu...gambo tu adalah ehsan dari enchek Google...jangan salah paham pulak:P

Cita ni pun dari sumber yang sama. saja share~hahaha :3

Cerita Kambing dan Ayam

Disebabkan besok Isnin, yang bermaksud hari first kuliah dalam minggu yang baru, yang bermaksud, hari yang paaaaaaling malas, jadi, moh le kita hiburkan diri dgn Kisah Lucu ini:D

kalo fikir betul3, ini sarcastic joke nih!hahaha

here goes the stories:)

Pada suatu hari,ayam telah menghiaskan dirinya dengan menyangkut manik-manik yang berkilauan pada setiap helaian bulunya. Tajinya diasah sehingga berkilauan dan berjalanlah ia menuju ke kediaman kambing.

Tiba di kediaman kambing, ayam pun menyapa sahabatnya itu.

Ayam : Kambing, pekabo?
Kambing : Baik. Wah,ayam. Bukan main lagi kau. Kau nak ke mana
hensem-hensem ni.

Ayam : Takde ke mana. Sesajalah nak tengok riaksi engko.

Kambing : Tapi kan ayam, macam mana pun ko berhias, ko jalan tetap kaki ayam, kan?

Ayam : Ko kutuk aku ye. Ko pun apa kurangnya.....
Kambing : Apsal pulak?

Ayam : Nampak macam alim. Bela janggut. Tapi TELUR nampak...

hamboi...berlagak jugak 2 ekor makhluk halus ni ekk..

sembelih kang x sia-sia jadi sate!muaaahahahaha